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What does Ana dance...

..that even the dead like it?

What does Ana dance...

..that everyone asks for a turn?

The Pope consulted the Dalai-Lama.

The reporter from "El mundo" al del "Semana".

And the posh guy in the coupe...

..to those who flirt on foot.

By the face!

What does Ana dance?

I understand how you feel. Humiliated, hurt... Hurt?

I think your kids broke my hip.

I'll make it up to you. I'll pay you for the best clinic,...

..but please stay. No way!

I need him to stay for a month. A week.

On Monday I have a very important meeting for me and for the bank.

How much do you want for 5 more days? There is no money to pay for those 5 days.

Don't you think that's exaggerating? My kids are just naughty.

It is evident that he knows little of his children.

Give me a number!

Keep your checkbook.

Those children need something else, which cannot be bought with money.

She should spend more time with her kids, and less with her beloved bank.

I know how to educate my children. Let me have my doubts.

Open the door!

Open the door.

As for you...

..I assure you that I will find you the babysitter you deserve.

Yes, meet me at the gate.

We'll talk.

For now, grounded without leaving. Dad, I have nothing to do with it.

You, too, Nando.

Rosaura, take note.

To the agency, send a governess with the following characteristics.

Good family, graduated in child psychology and pedagogy,...

..fluent in English and French, and with experience.

What does Ana dance...

..that everyone asks for a turn?

Italians drink it in a sherbet

What does Ana dance...?

And the French eat it "ballette".

The Chinese with rice...

..the Japanese raw.

The Germans make it for you in "Sauerkraut"...

..and Hispanics...

in its purest form!

What does Ana dance?

What does Ana dance...

..that even the dead like it?

Don't you get tired of screwing up babysitters' lives?

Wow, man!

It's Dad's fault who lives in the last century.

What an effort he has with a babysitter.-You're right.

It's just that you don't realize it, it's their right!

Since mom died, he's been obsessed with our education.

We don't need anyone.-I'm sick of doing the show.

You're corny, aunt.-Amalia, what do you prefer...

..do the same number or to install one of those bones?

Wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you?

You guys are crazy! One day dad is going to get really angry...

..and we're all going to screw it up.-Oh, we're going to screw it up!

You really are a shit. Come on, my children, to bed.

(All:) Get out, get out!

The truth is that papers, papers I have done rather little.

But they were very intense. Few? Honey, you haven't done any.

Well, if you give me this paper, I'll have done one already, right?

Sorry, we're looking for professionals. Real actresses, you know?

It's that if they don't let me work, I'll never be a professional.

Look, I can't waste time. I need this opportunity...

..tell me what you need! I sure can do it.

We need a nun... Perfect! I grew up in an orphanage,...

..I know nuns inside out. Who becomes a stripper

I can't believe it! You're also a stripper.

I'm the best. Look, I shake my ass...

Now I don't get it. But I'm the one who receives the most tips from "Chicago"

From "Chicago", huh? Bring on the next one, please.

But hey, you want to listen to me. Don't you believe me?

Look, honey, I've been seeing actresses for 5 hours.

And all the girls in this country striptease,...

..but yours beats everyone else, huh?

If I tell you I need a dog, I'm sure you'll start barking.

Cara.

Cara.

Okay, we're done for today. Come on, give me a kiss.

Hello, little one.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't come earlier.

How's it going? Well...

..I don't know, we're not moving forward. Maybe changing the method...

Okay, I'll walk with you. Bye-bye.

What a mess. Look, don't worry about it, huh?

Those movie people have no idea about anything.

Someday someone important will notice you...

What do you mean someday? Here I am, Tony, the great Tony.

At your feet, princess! To serve you and make you happy all your life. Amen.

Amen.The one that was missing.

By the way, if you had let me represent you...

..now you would be a star of the world universe.

While you dedicate yourself to making me a star of the world universe...

..you could pay me the 20,000 pelas that you owe me.

-No, fuck! Do you peel? But if the peels expired.

Debts in pesetas no longer exist.-Do you think I'm stupid?

Tony, 120 euros, 20,000 pelas!

Well, look, I don't have any money.

And if I've told you which fabrics I return, I'll return them to you!

We will witness something supernaturalTony repaying a loan.

So cute!-The pasta!

Come on, give him the 120 euros that you owe me... What?

Let's see who owes whom, let's take stock, come on.

Look, let's cut it, I've got a headache...

What you have is a nose that you step on. Let's change the subject.

Okay. I've been in a casting. The one I sent you to. What's up?

The one you sent me to was to sell popcorn at a movie theater.

But, didn't you want to fully enter the world of cinema? My life.

If from there to the big screen, there is one step.

You've been telling me that...I don't know.

And I'm sick of waiting, Tony. Wait a little longer,...

..because any day a producer shows up, he likes you and whoosh...

And he'll want to grope me like everyone else.

Some sacrifice will have to be made, right? Tony. I was kidding!

Don't worry. I have a plan. A plan? Yes, spectacular.

I'm trying to place Fermín...

..in a dance show. But he's lame.

But you think someone is going to find out.

If what I need is some pasta, just to start. Go.

Come here, Moorish queen.

I'm going to make you a world star...

Worldwide. Exactly!

Good morning. Good morning.

I'm Alexia Vázquez de Castro. Oh, yes, sit down for a moment.

Widowed a year ago. Seven children, conservative father.

He likes aggressiveness at work, demanding.

He only drinks water, doesn't smoke, and doesn't tolerate people smoking around him.

He is very punctual. No known relationship...

..since the death of his wife. He has little social life.

And he spends most of his time at the bank.

Okay, we're all here. Hello. Ready?

Of course I'm in a hurry. I need a babysitter now.

Call me when you have any news. Bye bye.

Rosaura, please, don't pass me any calls.

Fernando, this is the partner I told you about.

Alexia Vazquez de Castro. Lawyer, n 2 of her promotion.

With 2 master's degrees in financial economics in the US. I read your resume.

Welcome to the bank. Thank you.

Were you well received? Perfectly.

Although... Well...Although?

I find my office too dark.

There's an easy solution to that, right? Of course.

I excuse the importance of the next general meeting.

It's very important that... Excuse me...

..do you intend to convince the shareholders with these arguments?

That is our intention. Your proposal is doomed to fail.

-But what is he saying?-Who does he think he is?

Don't you think you're overdoing it?

He pays me a good salary so that I analyze and question...

..everything you think doesn't work.

If not, I think now is a good time to clear that up.

Okay, explain. May I state my plan? That's what the payment is for.

First of all...

..we cannot capitalize investment items a priori.

If I leave that mother without her children, I'll die of grief, I know her.

Well, we'll have to find another solution. Especially when they're far from their father.

Okay, I'll see what I can do. I'll call you.

Wow, my favorite go-go dancer. How are you, my love?

Hey, are you dieting again? Oh, dieting...

..I wish I had your body with that ass and that pair of...Aaayyy!

Yeah, if you were dancing the 6 hours that I dance you would be the same.

Six hours? You hallucinate! Half an hour and I die.

A fat girl like me. Hey...

Tell me.

Do you think I would be fit to be a stripper?

That sucks, come here sweetie. Get on the table.

But, you've gone crazy,...Wait I'll take this back...

Nothing, you get on. Don't pick yourself.

You pout like you're kissing Richard Gere.

Snout.Snout?

And you have to move your ass like you want to KO someone,...

"Ta-ta-ra ta-ta-ra...

..chan!"

On the other side.

"Ta-ta-ra ta-ta-ra...

..chan!" And now, hip.

"Ta-ta-ra ta-ta-ra...take, take, take!"

The hospital report.-Thank you, Martínez.

What's up, have you never seen a stripper before?

Nope!

Oh, how's it going.

Well, what a point.

Hey,...

Well, what? Same thing again? Yeah.

Did you get anything from my mother? No.

If we haven't talked in a week.

Yours is patience, and a lot of time.

I didn't know it was so hard to know who one's mother is.

Well, Anita, I remind you that they left you in an orphanage.

With a little note that didn't say anything. It's very difficult.

Don't worry, we'll find your family sooner or later.

Thank you.

Well, when am I going to see you on the big screen with the Bardem?

Things are a little dodgy.

When they see the art you have, they're going to go crazy for you.

Contracts and contracts! But don't forget me, okay?

How can I forget about you, if you call me every week.

From tomorrow you will be part of my team.

Are they your children? Yes.

Very handsome. Yes they are, yes.

Your wife? Well, she died a year ago. I'm sorry, I didn't know anything.

Did she have a hard time? Losing a loved one is hard.

Would you like a drink?

Water, I only drink water. Me too.

There are three things I can't stand from people,...

..that smokes, that drinks, and that is not punctual.

Well, sorry. Maybe you...

No, I smile because the same thing happens to me, really?

What a coincidence!

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Bruno. Yes, sir.

Please locate my father.

Remind her that she has arranged to spend these days with her grandchildren.

Nothing will happen to him because he leaves his life as a libertine for a couple of days.

It won't be easy to locate him. Call him on his mobile.

I remind you that the last time Don Nicolás lost his cell phone...

..it was in a disreputable cocktail bar.

I've asked him to locate you, spare me where. Yes, sir.

Another thing,...Yes, sir.

Please, make sure you don't drink or smoke.

I'll try.

Oh, I almost forgot. What if a babysitter candidate appears?

He locks her in the cellar and won't let her escape. How?

It's a joke. Excuse me, since it's so unusual for the gentleman to joke.

Get your details. I'll give you an interview. Good, sir.

My girl. Hello, beautiful.

Give me a kiss.

Don't worry, sir. Surely one of these days he will speak again.

God hear you, Bruno, God hear you.

A family, you and me? Come on, churri, please. You see it.

If we're not going anywhere.

Tony, why can't we have a boy? Well, why not, Ana.

Let's see what the kid can think of to do to us, huh?

I'm sick of this gig, Tony,...

...I want to aspire to be something more. But if you only know how to do this.

You know what I mean. What?

I'm going to find another curre,...

..and I'm going to show you that I know how to do many other things.

And who's going to look for that curre? Hey, who? Ana!

Your references are very good. Thank you. I know.

If I may, I should ask you a few questions...

..are necessary. You can ask whatever you want.

What's up there?

Can we find out what's going on, Bruno? That's what I'd like to know.

-Nothing, man, we're just from "marcuchi". From "marcuchi"?

Bruno, marchuqui, jugando.It means that we are playing.

You are under suspicion! Let them know.

No, I don't smoke.

An occasional drink will do. I hate alcohol.

Well, everything is correct for me.

I warn you that I am very strict with the rules.

I know that kind of education is not in style right now.

Some parents get upset because sometimes I'm a little tough.

I agree with that method. You will have no problem applying it.

Then it's about time you introduced me to your children.

Guys, we need to make sure, okay?

Celia, you come in and tell him...

-The what?-You, tell him.

What did you tell him?-What you don't care about.

Now everyone to the garden,...and hiding. Come on.

Run.

Hi. What's your name?

-Stop nonsense....

I'm just warning you about what's going on in this house. -Are there ghosts?

You have been warned!

Bruno, please. Yes, sir.

Find the children and have them come to the classroom. Do we have a babysitter, sir?

It seems so.

It's amazing.

I already told you there were seven. You know what I mean.

I don't know how he's not embarrassed!

But....!

Get out of my house immediately.No, no, you're wrong.

Bruno, show the lady to the door, please.

Sorry, you forgot your punishing condom.

-What's that about punisher? Nothing!

What a pity with the illusion that the new babysitter made us!

Don't worry, we'll find another one,...

..whatever it takes.

To study.

And you?

You see.You see, what?

To study. Why? Because yes. Hala. Always the same!

And you, Bruno. I was going to the kitchen.

Let's study!

Graduated what?

Sharon, pretty, the only thing I've got through prescription are contact lenses. Well...

Well, then, 5 years of classical ballet and...

..different "currelos" related to the world of aesthetics.

Who are you talking about? You.

In these things you always have to put some little lie.

Everybody does it! Don't worry and sign here.

Okay. I'm going to hand it over, huh?

Your name is the same as me, aunt.

Whoa, what's up!

"The London pedagogy school".

Master in educational psychology from the University of... what does it say?

"Geneve."

Geneva.

You're exaggerating too, aren't you? At least mine is more believable.

Hey, University of Geneva? There really is.

What do they teach you to do, cubatas? I am a qualified educator.

Come on, a guy was proposing to me, the pig!

Buddy. Hey, it's for today. -What do you want?

-Leave it right there, we'll let him know now.

You're ready if you think I'm going to get if you call me! Phone.

Paul? Yes.

What babysitter? Yesterday?

Okay, don't worry, don't worry. We'll send you one right now.

Phone. Yes, tell me. Pablo! Paul, honey.

I really wanted to talk to you.

Hey, what's up with us! We don't have all day.

One second. What's his name? -Ana.

Run, they're waiting for you!-Oh, thank you. "From abuti".

Yes, Paul! Pablo?

That idiot Tony is going to find out. That he wasn't going to find a curre, huh?

Honey, best of luck...

"That's a body and noel from the Civil Guard"! Oléeeé!

Hey, what address is this? Let's see,...

...but it is a high-rise neighborhood. Puerta de Hierro.

And if I have to dance for a bald guy, rich,...

..that he falls in love with me and that I don't have to support him like Tony...

Are we done? Have you seen "Pretty Woman" again?

Remember what happened to Vanessa...The what?

Well, the builder, that old man, who had a heart attack in the middle of the dance.

And what did she do? Vanessa is what a fine woman. She called SAMUR and saved her life.

Wow, that's nice! Yeah, that's nice.

I bet I'm lucky to get a geek, man.

Well, yes, "why am I going to fool you". Taxi!

Hello. Good morning. What did she want?

The agency sent me. Oh, are you the new one? Yeah.

Well, come in, come in. What a shack! No?

Well, yes, there are those who can.

Hey, that's seven. I'm telling you so you can get the idea.

Seven. It's not that many either, is it?

Look. I like it, hey.

I'm going to give you a warning. Don't even touch Bruno, he's mine.

Bruno? Private property. Look, pretty,...

..I neither touch them nor do they touch me. That is non-negotiable.

You leave me calmer.Bruno.

Wanted something? It's the new one.

Did they send it from the agency? Yes. If they said it was urgent.

Yeah, yeah, sure. Wait a few moments in the library...

..I'm going to notify the father of the man. In the background. Thank you.

Good morning. Good morning. My son is not...

..but he has put me in charge of the matter. Bring references. Closed!

References? Oh, you mean my measurements.

90, 60, 90...No, no, no measurements,...

..which, on the other hand, I consider to be splendid.

I mean if you bring letters of recommendation...

..from other places I've worked. Well, I don't have it with me

But, now I call Chicago and they send one. Chicago!

Have you been working in Chicago? Three years!

Do you know him? Of course. And I love him. I guess!

You wouldn't work for the mob, would you? No, man, nothing like that.

Maybe he's seen me perform. Where? At the Chicago.

Well, that's really big. No, it's a hovel!

I'm sure you've seen me in a performance. With the kids?

What children? But you have no experience with children? Dancing?

I guess there's something else she'll do with them besides dance.

Hey,...hey, sir,...

..it seems to me that there is a mistakeI don't do those shows.

Where did he put the keys? What were we talking about?

Oh yeah, the kids. So, you'll like the kids, right?

I'm sorry. I am not interested in this job.

If we haven't talked about the conditions yet. What conditions?

It's that I'm also going to denounce him at the first police station.

But what have I done? I just want to smoke.

Don Nicolás, your son calls you. Shall I pass the communication here...

..or would you rather talk outside? I'd rather talk outside.

One second, please. But, hey, sir....

I'm out of here! What a crazy house!

Hello.

Who are you? What's your name?

Did the cat get your tongue?

Aren't you going to tell me your name?

Hey, one thing, what's this about? Do they treat you well here, sweetheart?

And that one that just came out is your grandfather?

Yes? I don't understand anything.

Are you going to tell me your name? Noooo?

Let's play a game, okay?

You have to make gestures, and I have to guess your name.

Come on, start. Or you lose, you know.

You have a very big name.

Isn't that big? Your name is...Sun.

Luna? Come on, give me some more clues.

She doesn't look like a babysitter.-Well, she is a babysitter.

Yeah, that's for a buddy, but as long as you don't care...

..handcuffs you to the bed so you don't run away.-Really? Cool!

Well, Lucia looks like she's having a great time. -She is very smart, ...

..but we are more so.

Your name is....window.

Oh, light.

Lucia!

I knew he was going to guess. A little kiss, Lucía.

I see my granddaughter gets along with you.

You can see that she is a great professional. She never plays with anyone.

It's a creature heaven. When he grows up, he's going to drive guys crazy...

To uncles, grandparents,... to the whole family.

You're not left handicapped either. Let's see, wait a minute...

..are you offering me the babysitting job?

But, hasn't the agency explained it to you? There was some confusion.

Was there a mix-up? What mix-up?

I don't know, he doesn't seem to be interested in the job.

But I love dwarves.Yeah.

But, just like that, no references, no knowledge of his past, no resume.

Didn't the agency send you anything? No.

Well, look, I graduated from "London Piojodogi"...

..and I have a master's degree in "educational gins" conjonu...I mean...

..great.

Languages? I get along wonderfully with everyone.

Maybe I'd better come over when my son is home.

Bring references and resume,...

..oh, and the "lice" certificate.

Excuse me, sir, excuse me. May I have a moment?

Were you looking for this? Was this taught to you at the University of Geneva?

No. This, sir, was taught to me at the university down the street.

Don't you know how boring those families are?

They never dance, they never raise their voices, they call you from you.

They eat with 10 covers, but they are crazy!

If you saw what a little face the girl had.

You know he doesn't talk to me shyly? I was just as small.

For those people to laugh is rude.

Always with a mean face.

Ana, you won't last there for two minutes.

As soon as they see you doing, they kick you out. But, Sharon, how am I doing?

How I walk, normal, like every god!

Those people, look carefully, walk on eggs.

They never move the skeleton. They are brooms.

Laugh, but you don't know what you're getting into.

Those houses are penitentiaries. Eeeeh?

Sharon, please help me. You had a very nice boyfriend.

What I imagined. You're "chalá" lost, Ana.

Okay, okay. First rule, no chewing gum.

I just put it in! Spit it out!

And always ask for tea, the tea is like the finest.

That's gross, I hate it. Well now you love it.

The references? They were given to me by the one who falsified the thing about the Dominican women...

And how are you going to dress? You don't have a wardrobe for this.

Well, the interview is tomorrow, Sunday,...

..it's a quarter past three in the morning... what do I do?

I'll fix this for you in a flash.

No. Yes!

But, Sharon, are you crazy? This.

That one? But if that is acting. Ana, we don't have another.

And excuse me, I'm going to dance.

Miss, please.

Would you like to have a drink while the gentleman comes downstairs? A tea, please.

A tea. Very good.

Ana, you have to believe the part. You are a serious babysitter,...

..responsible. You are a professional!

Miss, your tea. Thank you very much.

Isn't that good? I hate tea.

And why did you ask?

And what do you care? Well, everyone has their quirks.

I've seen a lot of nannies pass by this house... oh yeah?

And none of them looked like you.

Is this a compliment, or is it something else?

You're not a babysitter, are you?

The boss doesn't know anything about the street, I do.

You can fool him, not me.

Bruno, right? Why don't you mind your own business?

Are you a scammer? A thief? You're exaggerating, don't you think?

Look, I need this curre. And I know I can do it, okay?

I'm a legal aunt, I swear.

Those kids are like my family, you know?

And they'll be like mine if I get this job.

Please don't say anything, and I'll prove you wrong.

How bad are you for money?

In my current course I earn twice as much as you.

You're going to give yourself away. You won't need my help.

We'll see about that.

You won't last a week. What do you bet?

Oh, oh, my God, I'm sorry, please lie down.

Lie down, your nose is going to bleed.

Head back. Raise your hand.

I'm really sorry. No, nothing, don't worry.

Does it hurt? No. Fernando Hidalgo. Ana.

Sit down, please.

I have read your reports, and they are good. Thank you very much.

I have dedicated my life to babysitting.

(Yes, to children over 18 years of age).

Sir, the coffee. Thank you very much.

I brought you another tea, which I know you like. Very kind.

This is a large family, there are 7 children. Seven!

I know this is a little scary... No, no,...

What a coincidence, Don Fernando, seven is my favorite number.

Don't you think that so many children will affect the quality of your work?

No, no, that's a perfect number. 3 + 4, or 4 + 3, follow me?

If it's one, very bad, very spoiled.

If there are two of them, one fights with the other...

Three is the worst. Because there is always one who stays off the hook.

Four, it's scary, because they team up, right?

Five is a disaster, 5 is always weird, and it can't be helped.

Six, could be. But we run the risk of groups again.

But seven, seven is the perfect number!

I've never seen it in that light before.

I'm glad to hear you're a positive person.

I'm glad you like what I like...

Do you smoke? No, no, no...

Does he drink? Not that.

And when could I start? Today.

But, we haven't talked about money yet.

I'm sure that won't be a problem.

Everything okay, then? It seems so.

You can't put anything in, it's full!

May I have a moment?

Amalia, do me a favor, tell your brothers to come over. Yes, dad.

We screwed up, we can't do it from the bag anymore.

It's about time I met my family. I'm looking forward to it.

It will be to your liking, I'm sure. Will you come with me, please?

No, thank you very much. I'd rather wait for you here.

Okay. I will make them come.

I see you haven't wasted time with the man.

It's not what you think. So, I'm surprised you don't have work.

The problem is...I warn you, with me that won't work for you.

I'll keep a close eye on you. I won't take my eyes off you.

Don't worry, I'm used to them not taking their eyes off me.

We've been lucky, and at last I think we have...

But dad isn't fair at all...there's no but!

It is your father's wish that he do what he thinks is best for you.

But, dad! He will guide you in your studies...

..will advise you on certain things in life.

She looks like a very prepared person.

Ana, stop dreaming, and go to "Chicago". Hello.

Auntie, do you know where you're at? No, but I'm starting to imagine it.

We are unbearable. There is no nanny to support us.

I'm used to dealing with guys more insufferable than you guys

We did it for your own good. I want you to know something.

Really? I can't believe it! Really?

There are "freaks" in this house!

A babysitter will never take the place of mom. No one wants to take the place of mom.

What if we don't like her? You don't like any babysitter!

And here the one who makes the decisions is me.

I only ask that you let her work. Now behave as I have taught you.

Look, dad, I...

Carolina, stop it.

Look, sir, I wanted to tell you something...yes?

Hello.

Nothing, I'm excited to be with all of you.

I'm glad to hear that. This is the whole family.

Lucía is the youngest, she has a problem...

Lucía has no problem. We already know each other, right?

Since her mother died, she hasn't said a word. She will.

She'll go as long as she wants. I wouldn't be so optimistic.

The doctors who treat her have never said there was an easy solution.

I didn't say it's easy, but that you don't have to dramatize.

When the colleague wants to, she will speak. The colleague?

Sir, I have my methods, if they don't work you can fire me,...

..but if they work, please stay out of my work.

I like people who can stand up for what they believe.

I hope you know how to instill those values ​​in my children. Don't hesitate.

Excuse me. Tell me, Rosaura... When? Today?

Find me a suite at the usual hotel.

How much did you say the price was?

Okay, they're in your hands. Now?

Sorry, I have a lot of work to do. Bye.

Sir...

I am Guillermo. I am Alejandro.

Did you know that in my neighborhood there were twins just like you?

They traded to change girlfriends, why do you do the same?

We don't deal with girls, they're corny.

-They don't even have two wafers. Hey, sharpen your tongue, loser.

Let's see if one day an aunt of these who doesn't even have two "hos"...

..gives you a good beating.

And you are? Celia. Do you know what you said earlier means?

No idea. You don't say "sadocatechism", you say sadomasochism.

And what is that? Something that doesn't matter at all.

Are you? Amalia. And this is Nando.

Hello, Nando. You seem very responsible, don't you? Yes.

And you must be the oldest?

Hello.Hello.What's your name?Carolina.

My name is Ana, and I'll try to remember your names.

The gentleman has asked me to show him his room.

Can we go? I guess so. Yeah.

I love it, I love it. Is it for me alone?

Wow! Cool, cool, cool!

Can I find out what you did before you were...

..a fake babysitter? Classical dance teacher.

Yeah. And I captain of the ship.

Fatty penguin! I heard you.

Sharon you won't believe it, 10 bathrooms.

Ten? Oh, what they must shit in that house!

How vulgar, aunt.

Since you rub shoulders with the jet, nothing can be said to you.

There's a butler, too. Isn't there? I thought it was only in the movies.

Surely he's a murderer, all butlers are murderers.

I wouldn't be surprised at all about this one.

And the kids? You know I have a soft spot for kids. Me too.

I mean real kids.

And the widower, is he hot or not? You're always thinking about the same thing.

If she's bald. Of course, she has to work, she has 7 children.

Hey, I need a huge favor. Send me in a cab, clothes...

..as a nun, I can't go all day in this suit.

I'll call you later.

The Lord told me that you can start...

..helping the kids in their studies.

From 5 to 7 they study every day in the library. If it's Sunday.

In this house there is little difference between a Sunday and a Monday.

Are you going to help them? Me? That's what I said. But... I...

What? Are they going to ask me "geographical, math, historical" stuff...

Obviously. Oh, we screwed up!

Can I call a taxi if you want? It'll take you out of here in a few minutes.

I'll tell the lady some story.

You think I'm not going to make it, right?

You think I'm going to go under for some math questions and stuff like that?

I am fully convinced.

Well, you're wrong. You don't know Anna.

Nor have I any interest in meeting her.

I can't.

I knew it. I need help, Bruno.

I am not an impostor. Let each stick hold its sail.

Yeah, but I really need this job.

You're a resourceful woman, I'm sure you'll find something.

Do you have a family? We all have families.

No, not all. I believed in an orphanage I don't know what a family is.

Now he had the chance, and it's all going to shit.

Stop it, you wouldn't understand! I better not go through that door.

What am I going to teach them? I don't know anything. Will you call me a taxi?

Look, my parents were illiterate, and yet...

..I think they have given me the best education that parents can give

Go ahead, get in there, and teach them what you can, what you know about life.

They will know how to thank you.

Please.

Hey guys?-Hi. -Hello.

How's your homework going? Difficult?

Noise.

Noise.

Who was it? I said, who was it?

Who it was, I said.

Is what you've done okay with you? No, miss, "sorry."

Come here, stand there.

Listen, next time you make a joke, do it the way God intended.

Now sit down. Noise.

It's cool, huh?

Ana, I hope that in addition to being an expert in pranks...

..you know how to do other things,like a logarithm.

Of course.

Which was it, an ostrich or a mammal?

Hey little girl. What's up, aren't you sleepy?

Okay, let's see. Do you want me to tell you a story?

The one from Little Red Riding Hood? Good.

Once upon a time there was a girl, not as pretty as you,...

..she was ugly and chubby, and everyone messed with her.

And one day he went to the woods to see his grandmother.

And in the forest, which was very large, a wolf appeared.

But the wolf was, like, like a legal guy, you know?

And I told her that she was very pretty, and that I would make her an actress.

And that he would make a movie with Javier Bardem, do you know who he is?

You don't know what you're missing, sweetheart.

Hey, this is unprofessional.-What is unprofessional?

Leaving me hanging. I always work with professionals...

..so, when you see Ana, tell her that I don't represent her anymore.

Oh, poor thing! What he will suffer when he finds out. -Where is?

In a place where neither you nor I will ever be. -In Hollywood!

I knew it, he's succeeded! -Tony, you don't have to go that far.

Well, I need to talk to her.-What, are you "canine" yet? -Well no.

Look, his address is safe, away from the robberies.

I'm going to call her. -I warn you that he will not answer your calls.

Okay, give me the address. I need to see it.

Let's see if she's going to forget about everything I've done for her now.

Sure, how can she forget about the guy who always leaves her without money.

A certain Rodrigo calls you.-Wow, the builder.

"The mystery of logarithms".

"Applied psychology and pedagogy".

Anita...

..it's time to get up. Come on.

Ana, you have to wake up. Come on.

Anita! Anna!

To the stage, I go. The stage?

What's up? It's 8 o'clock, and the kids are already having breakfast.

But how do they eat breakfast so early?

Good morning, children. (All:) Hello, Ana.

Everything okay? From "abuten".

Nando, was that logarithm you were doubting yesterday "naperian or decimal"?

Decimal, I think. Well, that's wrong, you should check with your teacher.

And you, finish your toast before you get up.

That toast belongs to Álex.-No, it belongs to Guille.

This toast will belong to whoever it is. But I want to see, right now,...

..like you, Guille, you eat half, and you, Álex, the other half.

How do you know I'm Guille, clever aunt? Now I know, clever uncle.

Yeah? Good morning.

I'm Alexia Vázquez de Castro. The man told me he was coming.

I have to pick up some papers. He told me they would be on his desk.

This way, please.

Good morning. Good morning.

I didn't know Fernando had a girlfriend. No, she's the babysitter.

Oh right!

When you've found what you're looking for, please let me know.

Would you like a drink? Some tea, please. Good.

Oh, excuse me. I'm looking for Lucia's little turtle.

You know what kids are like. There he is.

Were you looking for something? Lucía's little turtle.

Oh, what a mess! Please, please.

My God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Don't touch me, please.

I've got a meeting in half an hour, and look how you've got me.

Sorry, really. Look, I have a miraculous thing.

It's a stain remover that gets everything outBut isn't that the babysitter? Yeah.

Well, stop calling me the first name, and go babysit, please.

Good morning. Good morning, Don Nicolás.

I see you got the job. The hard part is going to be keeping it.

And they call this coffee?

And my son? Are you still traveling? As busy as ever? Yes...

He is obsessed with his work. And he is incapable of relating to her children.

Be patient!

I was like him too, until one day I said, it's over!

Life is two days! And you have to enjoy it with those you love.

Door.You're absolutely right.Sorry, I'm going to open it.

Here's your man. Shit!

Ssssh, shut up.

What are you doing here? Don't push me. What a shack!

The money that they have to spend only cleaning floors.

Tony, put this down, man! Easy, huh?

I'm the great Tony, and no one disrespects me.

And no one leaves him hanging! Which you did.

Tony, for God's sake, listen to me. Not even Tony.

You shouldn't be here. All actors are the same.

Like Antonio, I discover him, and if I've seen you, I don't remember.

What a bunch of ungrateful people.Tony, I haven't succeeded...

Tony, leave me alone! I'm serious. Okay.

Tony, I just changed professions.

Well, as your agent, I get 15% of your salary.

Okay, I'll give you what you want. But please, go, go!

Let me go? Yes.

Wait a minute, what's going on in this house?

What's up, a clandestine casino? A brothel?

Damn, Ana, tell me something.Tony, my love,...

..it's nothing your sick head thinks. I'm down for it.

A tycoon who has seen you dance at the club.

He's infatuated with you, and he wants you to dance just for him.

Very well, you tell me, and I negotiate, my life. How much does he pay you?

I bet he's paying you half of what he owes! Shut up!

And now you're off, come on! But how much does he pay you?

Tony, please...You look beautiful.Leave me alone!

Wait a minute. I don't care, I've already broken our agreement.

I don't know what the deal is, but it's over. Are you going to do that to me? Yeah.

But really? Tony!

My little Lucía wants to talk. Tell her things, sing,...

..swearing.We want to hear your voice.

She sure is gorgeous.

Good night, my child.

Hello.Hello, Carolina.

Are you going to bed? No. I wanted to talk to you first.

I know you're a prostitute and that you work in a club.

Who told you that? I overheard your conversation with that guy.

You know it's rude to listen to other people's conversations?

It's worse to lie like you lie, right? Carolina, I'm not a prostitute,-

..I would never sleep with a man for money.

And yes, it's true that I work in a club but doing a striptease.

There are others who sell weapons, others traffic drugs, which is worse...

And to tell you the truth, I love to dance.

My father is coming tonight, I'm going to tell him.

You don't have to tell him, I'll tell him.

A dream is a dream, right? As much as we insist on the contrary.

Please don't come into my brothers room again.

Okay. I ask you a favor.

Don't tell him what you know. I'll be gone tomorrow,...

..I don't want them to think that I fooled them.

This babysitter is so cool, isn't she?-Don't say it so loud,...

..if Carolinate finds out, he cuts his throat.

-I don't want him to leave.-Neither do I.

-Guillermo is an idiot, the other day he took the ball from me...

-And he took my doll...

What are you still awake doing?-What a scare, aunt,...

..we thought you were Ana.-Has she come?-No, and it's weird.

He comes every night to give us a kiss.

-I'm too old for you to say goodnight to me.

-What a nose you have, aunt, if the other day you pretended to be asleep.

-Come on, shut up, dwarf.

-Do you want to stop now?

-I've never had so much fun doing homework.

-Ana is really cool, isn't she?-Yes, sure, she's cool. Good night.

"Dad, when you get home I need to talk to you."

"It's in reference to the new babysitter. It's important." We started!

Dad! Damn, son, what a scare!

You know the doctor has banned you from alcohol.

He has forbidden me everything I like.

One day he's going to forbid me from living. It's 12 at night,...

..I don't think this is the right time to discuss this topic.

I agree.

And the babysitter? Carolina left me a note.

She's really worried about the babysitter. It must be something serious.

If you want to know my opinion...

..that girl is the best babysitter we've ever had.

It's great. In every way!

I don't think your opinion is the most reliable.

You'll know what you're doing.

"My girl, I can't stay with you. I love you very much. Ana."

Ann.

Whoaaah!

Whoaaah!

Whoaaah!

Anna! Ana!

Anna!

He's talking! He's talking!

Whoaaah!

Where's Anna?

She's gone, and I don't think she's coming back.(All:) Why?

We have to find her anyway. Okay?

I think you should know something, before you try to find her.

What happened to Ana, Carolina? What do you have to tell me?

Dad, Ana...Ana is...

Yes?

It's extraordinary.

-Anne!

You have to find her.

Whatever!

What does Ana dance...

..that even the dead like it?

What does Ana dance...

..that everyone asks for a turn?

The Pope consulted the Dalai-Lama.

The reporter from "El mundo" al del "Semana".

And the posh guy in the coupe...

..to those who flirt on foot.

By the face!

What does Ana dance?